The Holy Bible

Outline of Major Events

  • Genesis

    • Creation
    • Garden of Eden
    • Cain and Abel
    • Noah’s Ark
    • Abraham –> Israel (and lots of family trees)
    • Joseph and the technicolor dream coat

  • Exodus (The Story of Moses)

    • Moses is born, descendent of Abraham
    • The plagues
    • Israel leaves Egypt
    • Parting of the Red Sea
    • Mount Sinai and the Ten Commandments
    • Instructions for the Ark of the Covenant and The Tabernacle
    • Aram and the Golden Calf
    • So much tabernacle construction

  • Leviticus

    • Instructions for sacrifices and offerings
    • Medical journal: how to diagnose leprosy
    • Hazmat manual: how to clean a place where leprosy is found
    • Tithing requirements: any kill or sacrifice should be brought to the tabernacle
    • Incest is forbidden, in all its forms
    • Beastiality and homosexuality are forbidden
    • Rules of procreation— those “with a blemish” should not spread their seed
    • Tithing and valuation

  • Numbers

    • Israel goes to war. 20+ you have to fight. Levites (sons of Levi) are responsible for tabernacle.
    • A map of the war camp
    • Duties of the Levites
    • Decomposition of duties to the Levites (by son of Levi)
    • Social rules of the war camp
    • A list of offerings